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We know only that, any minute now, something will. Every few months, Dave Barry gets a call from some media person wanting to know, "What the hell is wrong with Florida? No surprise: it's hilarious. But lately, he's been getting a little worked up. What could make a mild-mannered man of words so hot under the collar? Not just Dave's, but that of the whole Baby Boom Generation—those millions of us who set a standard for whining self-absorption that will never be equaled.

What are they thinking? The answer, of course, is: virtually nothing. Deep down inside, guys are extremely shallow. Well, Dave Barry wishes that he did, too. But that hasn't stopped him from writing this book.

She's a princess of the Mollusk tribe, rulers of beautiful Mollusk Island. The other is a winner of the Thurber Prize for American Humor. Together, they form the League of Comic Justice, battling evildoers in the name of. A fast-paced, impossible-to-put-down adventure awaits as the young orphan Peter and his mates are dispatched to an island ruled by the evil King Zarboff. Since then, nobody on the island has grown a day older, and the Lost Boys continue their friendship with the Mollusk tribe, and their rivalry with Captain Hook.

His plan is to infiltrate the science fair at Hubble Middle School, located in a Maryland suburb just outside Washington. But now he and his friends are in Coral Cove High School —home of the Fighting Conchs—and Wyatt is no longer a hero: He's just another undersized freshman, hoping to fit in, or at least not be unpopular.

What comes next? Parenthood, of course, and families. Meet Dave on tour! All Books by Dave Barry Listed in alphabetical order. Maybe Too Much More The last book on Judaism you will ever have to buy, this hilarious tome from three comedy legends contains the sweetness of an apricot rugelach and all the wisdom of a matzoh ball. The book goes on sale September 24, but you can pre-order it here. Now Available! Or you can lead a sad life devoid of humor.

The choice is yours! No pressure! Faced with the obstacles and challenges of life after middle age, Dave Barry turns to his best dog, Lucy, to learn how to live his best life. Last year, Wyatt Palmer was the hero of middle school, having foiled a plot against the president of the United States.

But now he and his friends are in Coral Cove High School—home of the Fighting Conchs—and Wyatt is no longer a hero: He's just another undersized freshman, hoping to fit in, or at least not be unpopular. Wyatt, his best friend, Matt, and a few kids from Culver Middle School find themselves in a heap of trouble—not just with their teachers, who have long lost patience with them—but from several mysterious men they first meet on their flight to the nation's capital.